I am, of course still backlogged on things that I need to update about. Because things have been happening. However, after attending JBM’s retirement luncheon, I am seriously reconsidering posting anything on a blog ever again.
Congratulations on your retirement. Despite all of the razzing that has occurred over the past five years of your impending retirement, there is no question that there is plenty that you have to do and want to do, so you will be able to keep yourself occupied.
I hope that I am half as well liked when I retire.
And of course, if you run out of things to do, you can go get a job at Ukrop’s (especially now that they allow facial hair). You’ll be the best-dressed courtesy clerk there.

Just leave the balloons at home.